Archive for October, 2011

October 31, 2011

Brad Sucks

Don’t let Monday suck.  Let Brad suck for you and listen to Overreacting by the band Brad Sucks.  How appropriate when you have a case of the Mondays.  Now I must go through my inbox full of people overreacting because they aren’t listening to Brad Sucks.  And because it is Monday.

Deuces and Smooches,

October 29, 2011

So I thought I was preggers

So I thought I was preggers.  Turns out I’m not.  Whew.  I even cancelled a couple happy hours worried that I would intoxicate my fetus!  My panic came to a close after a week or two of raging PMS hormones, not bun in the oven hormones, and a very delayed start.  But then it hit me…it is okay if I get pregnant now.  I have a husband!  Wouldn’t that be lovely?  Getting knocked up a week after the nuptials.  Thankfully I am not with child and we do not have any immediate plans to change that.  Now you all can stop asking when a baby is coming.

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