Posts tagged ‘come clean friday’

March 16, 2012

Come Clean Friday – Humility

Inspiration for blog posts hits me at the most random times, so I often email myself a sentence or two as a reminder.  I found the following message in my inbox the other day.  Sent to myself from myself.

“I’m a smart girl but I do some pretty dumb stuff. I’m humble too.”

I have no idea what the rest of the post was supposed to be about.  Not a damn clue.

February 17, 2012

Come Clean Friday

It is my favorite day of the week!  Come Clean Friday.  The day I tell you about something silly, embarrassing, or just dumb that I have recently done.  Today’s confession is about me being completely pissed off that I got an “undeserving” red light ticket.  My facebook rant along with my ahha moment is below.   I protected the names of the innocent and highlighted my favorite comment.

December 30, 2011

Come Clean Friday

I had too many Golden Monkeys followed by too many glasses of wine and became the friendliest person in the bar. You know that girl. I noticed a cute couple nearby and needed an icebreaker so that I could become their new best friend. So I complimented his hideous gold iPhone case. And I didn’t drop it. He was so impressed by my good taste, clearly I am a good actress, that he gave it to me. I couldn’t decline. You see, he is Asian. Isn’t it extremely offensive to decline gifts in the Asian culture? So I accepted and gave him by simple black case to protect his own phone. Looking back, I think I kept on about the case because his accent was so thick that I couldn’t understand a word he was saying. I also think I might have actually liked the case that night. You can imagine my shock when my alarm went off the following morning and the glare of the sunlight bouncing off the shiny gold almost blinded me. I made myself use it for a week as a shameful reminder of my excessive alcohol consumption. That, and I didn’t have time to get a new case.

November 18, 2011

Come Clean Friday

It is Come Clean Friday; my favorite day of the week.  Here it goes.

I listened to Good Vibrations by Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch at an ear piercing volume this morning.  I sang along, remembered almost every word, and recalled fond memories of early 90s Calvin Klein underwear ads.  ‘Nuf said.

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