Posts tagged ‘game’

September 30, 2010

Bring Your Own Woman

It is no fun to play Who Got the Better Deal in Seattle.  We got off the plane and something became immediately obvious.  Seattle women are not pretty.  Even if you replace the Patagonia wardrobe and put make up on them.  They made me look like a super model.  Ok, maybe not a super model but at least a model.  I can’t imagine how difficult it would be to be a lesbian.  It is so hard to tell what women are straight.  The men though…not so bad.

The grunge look is still going strong too.  Didn’t that die with Kurt Cobain?  I wanted to tell every coffee shop person and waitress I saw that ear plugs and facial piercings are not attractive!  Particularly the hoop through the middle of the nose.

There’s a rumor that everyone wants to move to Seattle after their visit.  The bf decided that was not the case for us for one very important reason.  “If you got in a train wreck and died, I could not be forced to date here.”  Men, if you visit Seattle, make sure you bring your own woman.

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August 25, 2010

Uptown Life Rule #3

Never play who got the better deal with gay men.  Your bf will always win.

August 23, 2010

Einstein or Jesus

Einstein. What a handsome devil.

If you follow me on twitter, you have heard me going on about Einstein and Elvis.  While dining on deviled eggs last week (see previous post to get the reference), the bf came up with a new quiz for fellow diners.  You really get to know someone after these simple questions.

The bf: Would you rather have dinner with Albert Einstein or Elvis?
Me:
Einstein.
The bf:
Einstein or John Lennon?
Me:
Seriously…Einstein.
The bf:
Ok.  Well what other musical or influential figure.  Mother Teresa or someone?
Me:
Hmmm…
The bf:
I got it!  Einstein or Jesus?
Me:
Einstein.
The bf:
*eyes widen and mouth slightly drops* Jesus has the most published book in the world.  The most widely read biography!
Me:
Yep.  Still Einstein.
The bf:
What if someone chose Elvis over Einstein in the first question?
Me:
Game over.
The bf:
*chuckles*

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