Posts tagged ‘life rule’

May 8, 2011

Life Rule #16

This Mother’s Day you can de-stinkify lilies with a squirt of vodka.  The same works for children.

Tip Courtesy of Nick W.

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April 27, 2011

Life Rule #15

You will always be better off not clapping in rhythm when watching a musical performance.

January 28, 2011

Uptown Life Rule #14

Nobody cares if you can’t dance.  Just get up and dance.  I promise we will enjoy it.

December 9, 2010

Uptown Life Rule #13

Extensions look like extensions.

November 11, 2010

Uptown Life Rule #12

Getting drunk on a first date is entertaining for table neighbors.  Not so much for your date.

November 1, 2010

Uptown Life Rule #11

It is best to keep the booty covered, crack and cheek.  Even on Halloween.

October 12, 2010

Uptown Life Rule #10

Miss plastic, not fantastic.  Don’t be that girl.

October 7, 2010

Uptown Life Rule #9

I don’t care how bad your feet hurt.  Never walk barefoot in public.

October 2, 2010

Uptown Life Rule #8

The amateurs invade uptown on TX/OU weekend.  Don’t fight it.  Relax and enjoy the show.

September 14, 2010

Uptown Life Rule #7

If you don’t want a muffin top, don’t eat a muffin.

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